Wednesday, January 7, 2009

GLOBAL WARMING UPDATES:

The editors at COMMON CENTS are dedicated to bringing you all of the latest information on Global Warming. As everyone knows Global Warming is possibly the greatest threat facing civilization at this time and no one doubts this fact. Global Warming can no longer be denied or debated and drastic measures must immediately be taken to mitigate the effects of Global Warming. We sincerely hope these Global Warming Updates do not leave you in a suicidal, or worse, state. Finally, be cautioned these Global Warming Updates are not for the faint of heart:

12 deaths blamed on snow and cold across Europe...

Record snows (6 feet in the past three weeks) cause Snowplow Shootings in Spokane, WA

Alaskan glaciers grow for the first time in nearly 250 years

Las Vegas - biggest snowstorm since 1979

Snowstorm grounds 450 flights at O'Hare airport

Minnesota sled dog race canceled because of TOO MUCH snow

Global sea ice ends 2008 at same level as 1979 - and is growing

5 comments:

shoprat said...

The Goracle has decreed that global cooling is caused by global warming.

Reason does not apply.

And I for one am sici of it.

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Brooke said...

Not to be outdone, the Goracle will call this a backlash of 'global climate change.'

Unknown said...

A number of scientists still skeptical global warming is strictly man-made, wondering if large aspects due to natural phenomena. That's actually good science... to ask questions, investigate, and not jump to conclusions and use generalizations.

a red voice said...

We had lots of global warming -- (oops I'm mean global cooling or climate change - whatever the catch phrase is) - up here in Washington. We broke a lot of records!!
My kids got off 3 weeks for Christmas (oops I mean Winter Break) due to all the snow & the messy roads up here. (lucky for us they had the 2 week break or school would have been canceled for 3 weeks instead of 1)- since Washington is afraid to salt the roads as the salt might drain into Puget Sound (which by the way is salt water).